Crazy Busy

So I have been ridiculously busy now that my officemate Hector is gone and I have taken over his workload. I have also been sick with a little viral throat thing and crippled with a sprained ACL. All of these things have resulted in no posts in almost a week. My apologies.
Anyway, I spent the three day weekend (I called in sick on Friday) making pasta sauce and watching bad movies. The pasta sauce came out tasty, and the movies were awful. Here are three quick reviews of my Saturday night viewing:

New York, I Love You - Possibly the worst movie I have seen that I can remember, this is an art house effort with an ensemble cast. It is assembled like all of those bad Valentine's Day type movies but goes absolutely nowhere. The characters have no backstory so you don't care where they are going, and well, they don't go anywhere anyways. An example - Bradley Cooper climbs into not one but two cabs with other random characters in the movie. They are all affable enough to share the cabs. End scene. Great, they share cabs. The characters do not reconnect. His whole story arc is that he had a one night stand with Drea de Matteo (from the Soprano's) and felt some sort of connection. Queue the steamy sex scene. He waits for her at a bar, she appears to be hours late, he gets up to leave and hails a cab as she walks up. They hop in and go off together all smiles. So we establish they have a physical connection but since we never see them again we have no idea where it goes. And frankly, who cares. This movie was awful. I couldn't even watch the last 15 minutes after investing an hour and a half, so maybe it all came together in the end, but I doubt it.

Mean Girls - Tina Fey and Lindsey Lohan at the height of their powers; we didn't watch the whole movie since Ariel and I have both seen it, but this movie is hilarious. I will typically not get suckered into high school girl movies, but this stays witty and creative enough to hold up to multiple viewings. For some reason it is okay for a guy to like this movie. Maybe that is a testament to Tina Fey's writing and how attractive a young Lindsey Lohan was.

The Ugly Truth - This movie has me absolutely convinced that I could write a screenplay. I actually found some of the dialogue refreshing (the writers are all women, but wrote the male character's part with a decent edge) but for the most part this story was as formulaic as they come. You knew how this would end before it started but the movie did not deviate from standard Hollywood cliches throughout. I would say the low-light was the scene where Gerard Butler gives Katherine Heigl vibrating panties before a business meeting. Obviously she puts them on right before the meeting (who wouldn't?) and obviously the controller ends up in the hands of a curious 8 year old and (obviously) she proceeds to have an orgasm during an important meeting. WHO WRITES THIS SHIT?! I am going to go ahead and say you can skip this one.

Yellowstone

My next destination? Yellowstone. 17 hours of driving. 4 or 5 nights on the trail. Can you say life lister? I want to go to there.

The North Face Denali Jacket

If you buy one piece of The North Face gear you should probably get this jacket. The Denali is just fashionable enough to wear out at night and just nice enough for me to wear to work everyday. The 300 series Polartec polyester fleece is warm enough to wear into the 40's or 50's over a t-shirt and also has just enough wind resistant to stand up to about 10 mph gusts. The polyster is also naturally hydrophobic so when it gets wet it retains heat and dries quickly. You can shake this jacket and watch the water come off.

For the outdoors the Denali holds up as a solid 3 season backpacking jacket. It is a little heavy and oversized for my taste but its versatility has forced me to bring it along regardless of its shortcomings. The polyester breathes well while insulating and the shoulder fabric is strong enough to endure hours with backpack straps rubbbing against it. I think my favorite thing about it is that it makes the perfect camp pillow. Fold the jacket up a few times, stick it in a soft shirt, and you have the perfect vehicle to rest your head on. It is warm and soft and does not compress too much (like a down jacket) or spread flat to be uncomfortable by the end of the night. I enjoy using this as a backpacking pillow so much I have considered bringing it on summer trips when I truly did not need it.

Pretty much everyone I know has one of these jackets for wearing around town, but few people realize this is an excellent piece of gear for backpacking. My only complaint is that it should be a little more stout against the wind; if it was I would bring this jacket on every backpacking trip.

Friday Night

My officemate Hector is headed off to our Cedars-Sinai project by the Beverly Center. In honor of his departure we spent last Friday evening downtown (where he lives) bowling and drinking. We started at the new Lucky Strike Bowling Alley at the city center. They sell themselves as "upscale bowling." The alley was relatively clean and nice but since most bowling alleys look like giant ashtrays that isn't saying much. The happy hour was the highlight with $3 pints. I asked the waitress for a pint of Newcastle to which she responded that they didn't have "pints" but they did have plastic 16 oz cups. I informed her that 16 oz's is a pint. Not sure if an upscale joint should have waitresses who know what a pint is, but the beer was delicious none the less. We also ordered pizza (decent), fries (very crispy and salty), and artichoke dip (repulsive). The dip came with half as many pita chips as you needed and for some reason was covered in disgusting cheese. Also the food was not priced like the drinks so 8 bucks for crappy dip was a rip off. Come for the drinks and $5 dollar rounds (before) and don't stay for anything else.

From there we went to Lawry's Carvery next to Staple's. I was going to order the turkey club but the consensus of everyone who worked there was that the Prime Rib Bleu was the dish to order. The prime rib was perfectly cooked and melted in my mouth. It tasted a little like butter and didn't taste at all like steak. Somehow the perfectly red, tender and fatty meat had very little taste. For that reason I added Lawry's Seasoned Pepper and Lawry's Seasoning Salt to every bight. The Lawry's Seasoned Pepper saved the meal. It was so good I had to take it home. I casually slipped it into my jacket and now I have it for the next tasteless steak sandwich I get.

Lawry's was good enough that I would try it again, as was the Lucky Strike happy hour. Don't waste time eating at the bowling alley though. While it may be "upscale" the food is not worth the bucks and the pints are only 16 oz's.

Olympic Awesomeness

Everyone who watches curling loves it and thinks they can do it. I doubt it is as easy as drunk people think it is but I found a place near LA that has curling. I may just have to hit up the open house: http://www.iceoplexsimivalley.com/curling.htm

Mmmmmmmmm, Seafood by the Airport

I picked Ariel up at the airport on Saturday after her trip to snowy New York. Thanks to Virgin America's in flight Internet she was able to send me a message with the urgent title "I am hungry." I yelped restaurants within five miles of the airport, sorted by highest rating, and narrowed the selection to a Jamaican spot and Mariscos Moni. Ariel, as usual, chose the Mexican food at Mariscos Moni (henceforth abbreviated as MM).
For anyone who is not aware mariscos (note this is wikipedia en espanol, but you get the point) is seafood of all kinds. MM's menu featured three pages of whole fish, ceviches, and standard dishes with seafood. Items like carnitas, carne asada, and pollo were relegated to the back page. This was the first time I have ever seen this. This restaurant is really dedicated to their seafood.
The meal started with chips and salsa. The salsa was a little too spicy for my tastes and did not have nearly enough substance (few tomatoes). The chips were average at best. We followed that up with a mixed seafood tostada. The mixta consisted of shrimp, octopus, imitation crab, and a few other items I couldn't identify. All of the seafood was tender. I liked the marinade and its ceviche-like acidity, Ariel did not like how tomatoey it was.
For entrees Ariel ordered the shrimp fajitas and I got the shrimp enchiladas. My little shrimp in the enchiladas were undercooked and the dish was not as hot as it should have been when it was served. The fajitas came out sizzling and were quite delicious, especially all of the onions and bell peppers which reached that smokey/carmelized perfection that make fajitas so delicious. Both dishes came with huge portions of rice, salad and beans that were cooked with ample amounts of lard.
Overall the food was just slightly above average but the cost for the three above dishes and two sodas was $40. That is too much for what we got. The best thing about this meal? Reheating my dish last night in a pan with a little olive oil was better than the original serving. All of the cheese, sauce, rice, and shrimp (now thoroughly cooked) turned into a delicious congealed mess.
If you are looking for good mariscos try Mariscos Guillen La Playita on Lincoln in Venice. This shack it like Moni only fresher, better, and cheaper.

The Time is Now

The Redundant Clock designed by Jai Lee. He works for google. He appears to be smart. I want to make my own since they aren't for sale.